[中文歌詞] Tyler Joseph - TB Saga 塔可鐘傳奇

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影片中提及的備註:

0. Taco Bell : 美國最著名的一家墨西哥捲餅(塔可)專賣店。中文常譯「塔可鐘」或「塔可貝爾」

(維基百科 : https://reurl.cc/VElZVZ)

1. taco : 是墨西哥的傳統美食，用一張小麥粉或玉米粉製作的墨西哥薄餅（tortilla）將肉餡、蔬菜等捲成U字型

(維基百科 : https://reurl.cc/VEg18N)

2. Nacho bell grande : 是Taco Bell常規菜單上最豪華的玉米片。它包含一大堆脆脆的玉米片，上面放著碎牛肉、西紅柿丁、重新炸過的豆子、玉米片奶酪醬和一塊酸奶油

(Fandom : https://reurl.cc/qg6bEy)

3. Cheesy gordita : Taco Bell的經典美食。是一種標準的鬆脆炸taco，包裹在鬆軟的餅皮中，由一層融化的奶酪固定在一起。2014年起即從菜單中移除

(Fandom : https://reurl.cc/ZGv5OV)

4. Chalupa : 由馬薩麵團製作而成的酥炸的玉米杯，配料眾多，如雞絲、豬肉、切碎的洋蔥、墨西哥辣椒、紅莎莎醬和/或綠色莎莎醬等。整體形狀類似於名為Chalupa的船，因得其名

(維基百科 : https://reurl.cc/R0mlye)

5. Chipotle : 中譯為奇波雷，美國的一家墨西哥食物專賣店，常被與Taco Bell比較

(維基百科 : https://reurl.cc/YObX8o)

6. Crunchy shell : 即酥炸玉米餅

(維基百科 : https://reurl.cc/j82GlL)

．個人感想．

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此處省略）

．Lyrics 歌詞．

Fast food, greasy taco I love

速食，油油taco，我超愛

Nacho bell grande

Cheesy gordita

I like your nachos like diarrhea

雖然每次吃了都讓我腹瀉，但我還是超愛nachos

Man, I really like Taco bell

噢天啊，我真的很愛Taco Bell

I know I can watch you make my food

我看著你做我點的食物

Drop it on the floor, I think it's rude

把食物掉在地上實在是有點粗魯

Man, I really like Taco bell

噢天啊，我真的很愛Taco Bell

Here's to the Mexican who makes me my food

感謝這些墨西哥人製作我的食物

How is that I just ate, now I have to poop?

我才剛吃而已，怎麼現在就想跑廁所了?

Fast food, greasy taco I love

速食，油油taco，我超愛

Food like this could only come from above

此饈只應天上有，人間能得幾回嚐

Fast food, greasy taco I love

速食，油油taco，我超愛

Food like this could only come from above

此饈只應天上有，人間能得幾回嚐

I rob the taco store and ask ‘em for a refill

我搶了一間taco專賣店，還叫他們補貨

Uh uh uh

Hey, this is JRizzle

嘿，這是 JRizzle

Listen up, all y'all

全部都給我聽好

I'm winnin' tacos just because of this gumball

我因為這顆口香糖贏了些taco

I put chalupas where my mouth is

我把chalupas放進嘴裡

So watch this

看好了

And I'm the dopest rapper that you've ever messed with

我將會是你所惹過的最凶狠的饒舌歌手

Sir, welcome to Taco Bell

先生，歡迎光臨Taco Bell

May I take your order?

我可以幫你點餐了嗎?

Yeah. Can I have a Big Mac and a Pepsi?

好，我可以來個大麥克和一杯百事可樂嗎? 

Sir, we don't sell Big Macs

先生，我們並沒有賣大麥克

And some chicken nuggets?!

再加點雞塊?! 

We don't have chicken nuggets either!

我們也沒有提供雞塊! 

Serious?!

認真嗎?! 

T-A-C-O B-E double L

The cashier's name is Omar Vizquel

收銀員名叫Omar Vizquel 

People always persecute me

人們總是莫名地煩擾著我

But I know they'll die for eating Chipotle

但我知道他們吃Chipotle絕對不會有什麼好後果

How is it that you?

你怎麼可能-

Could hate the good old Taco Bell

會討厭完美的、經典的Taco Bell? 

And how is it that you?

而你又有什麼原因-

Could like Chipotle?

會愛上Chipotle呢?

Yeah

We walked into the Taco Bell

我們走進一間 Taco Bell 

'Cause I was craving some crunchy shell

渴望想來點crunchy shell

The man behind the counter said, "Aupa"

櫃台後面的人說著:「歡迎光臨」

I was flying as high as a kite

我內心嗨得像風箏一樣遨遊在空中

And I looked up to my delight

我抬頭望著那份讓我興奮的喜悅

They were having a special on chalupas

Chalupas今天居然有特別優惠

My chalupa

我的chalupa

And as you know, there was a man

就你們所知，曾經有個人

Who preached the truth on rock and sand

在岩石與砂礫間徘徊傳述真理

And Jesus won't hold your sins to you

他不會讓罪孽留在你們身上

And we all know that He broke the bread

大家都認為他喜歡吃的是麵包

But I know that Saint Peter said

但我知道聖彼得曾經說過

That his favorite food was chalupas

他最愛的食物其實是chalupas

My chalupa

我的chalupa

I love this song

我愛這首歌

Beef!

肉!

It's a good song, y'all

這首歌真的不錯

It's a good song

是首好歌

And cheese!

和起司!

Beef and cheese

肉和起司

Beef and cheese

肉和起司

Yeah

Take that, it'll make you fat

嚐嚐看，它會讓你變胖

We got the stuff that'll your booty go *swish*

這東西會讓你的屁屁*咻*

Take that, it'll make you fat

吃一口，讓你胖

We got the stuff that'll your booty go *siren*

這東西會讓你的屁屁*警報聲*

Take that, it'll make you fat

嚐嚐看，它會讓你變胖

We got the stuff that'll your booty go *laugh*

這東西會讓你的屁屁*笑聲*

Take that, it'll make you fat

吃一口，讓你胖

We got the stuff that'll your booty go *woof*

這東西會讓你的屁屁*狗叫聲*

Beef 'n' cheese

肉和起司

Beef 'n' cheese

肉和起司

And lettuce

還有生菜

Beef 'n' cheese

肉和起司

Beef 'n' cheese

肉和起司

And lettuce

還有生菜

Beef 'n' cheese

肉和起司

Beef 'n' cheese

肉和起司

And lettuce

還有生菜

Beef 'n' cheese

肉和起司

Beef 'n' beef 'n' cheese

肉和-肉和起司

Now is the time that we end this song

現在是時候我們該結束這首歌了

Without tacos, life would be wrong

你們得知道，少了taco，生命就不完整了

Man, I really love Taco Bell

噢天啊，我真的很愛Taco Bell

Michael was right, tacos are great

Michael說得對，taco超讚

If you're real hungry, they're open real late

如果你真的很餓的話，放心，他們開到很晚

Man, I really love Taco Bell

天啊，我愛死Taco Bell了

Here's to the Mexican who makes me my food

感謝製造出這種食物的墨西哥人

How is that I just ate, now I have to poop?

無法置信我才剛吃而已，居然現在就要跑廁所了? 

Fast food, greasy taco I love

速食，油油taco，我超愛

Food like this could only come from above

此饈只應天上有，人間能得幾回嚐

Fast food, greasy taco I love

速食，油油taco，我超愛

Food like this could only come from above

此饈只應天上有，人間能得幾回嚐

I'm full!

我好飽! 

So, dude, there's these two black guys in a bar

欸欸看，吧檯那有兩個黑人

Hey, *shush* we're still recording

嘿!*噓*我們還在錄音

Bom

*Burps*

*打嗝*

*Burps again*

*又一次打嗝*

*Burps yet again*

*再一次打嗝*

*Artificial flatulent sound*

*人造屁聲*

*Door opens*

*開門聲*

*Coughs*

*咳嗽*

*All laugh*

*群眾笑聲*