[中文歌詞] Eminem - Houdini 胡迪尼
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．原歌曲連結．
．喜歡我的翻譯的話歡迎小額贊助我，我會非常高興！．
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．Lyrics 歌詞．
Hey Em, it's Paul
嘿，Em，是我啦，Paul
Uh, I was listening to the album
呃，我正在聽你的新專輯
Good fuckin' luck, you're on your own
祝你他媽的好運，你自己看著辦吧
Guess who's back? Back again
都看看是誰回來了
Shady's back, tell a friend
Shady回來了，快去告訴你朋友
Guess who's back?
看看是誰回來啦？
Guess who's back? Ha-ha
看看是誰回來啦？，哈哈
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Well, look what the stork brung
噢，看看送子鳥這次帶來了什麼
Little baby devil with the forked tongue, and it's stickin' out
一個惡魔寶寶吐著分岔舌頭
Yeah, like a sore thumb
看起來格格不入
With a forehead that it grew horns from, still a white jerk
額頭上還長出角，外型就是個徹頭徹尾的白人渾蛋
Pullin' up in a Chrysler
開了台克萊斯勒
To the cypher with the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt
穿著百威淡啤的衣服，手上拿著幾顆維柯汀和羥考酮走進饒舌接力會場
Lyrical technician, an electrician, y'all light work
我像個歌詞技師，一個電工，電飛你們不費吹灰之力
And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe
而我其實根本就不需要瞎掰什麼，反正你們都會幫我解釋好
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me
你知道我不會這麼輕易就離開的，因為我──
If I was to ever take a leave, it would be aspirin' to break a feve'
真要離開的話，那不就是強行中斷了屬於我的熱潮嗎？
If I was to ask for Megan Thee Stallion if she would collab with me
要是我找梅根尤物談合作
Would I really have a shot at a feat? I don't know
真的談得成嗎？ 我不知道
But I'm glad to be, back like-
不過我很高興我回來了，隨著──
Abra-abracadabra
天靈靈地靈靈
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
讓我先把手伸進包包裡
Abra-abracadabra
天靈靈地靈靈
Just like that and I'm back, bro
變不見，然後我又回來了
Now, back in the days of old me
回想自己的過去
Right around the time I became a dope fiend
大概在我還是毒蟲那個時期
Ate some codeine as a way of coping
我都靠嗑藥來解決問題
Taste of opiates, case of O.E.
一些鴉片類藥物配上麥芽酒
Turned me into smiley face emoji
讓我笑得比表情符號還浮誇
My shit may not be age-appropriate
我做的東西或許算是兒童不宜
But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy
不過我很樂意用你所謂的參加獎獎盃，狠狠揍八歲小孩一拳
'Cause I have zero doubts
畢竟我認為無庸置疑地
That this whole world's 'bout to turn into some girl scouts
這個世界正在慢慢轉變成某種小女生的童子軍團
That censorship bureau's out to-
審查委員會一直想──
So when I started this verse
這段主歌剛開始的時候
It did start off lighthearted at first
好像搞得有點太輕鬆愉快了
But it feels like I'm targeted
總感覺有人一直在針對我
Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed
但幸好我賺的錢從來沒少過
Look what I pocketed
看看我的口袋就知道了
Yeah, the shit is just like y'all had been light joggin'
感覺好像你們一直都在慢跑狀態
And I've been runnin' at full speed
而我總在全力衝刺
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin'
這也就是為何我總領先眾人
And I'm the fight y'all get in
你們總愛跟我起爭執
When you debate who the best
當你們還在爭論誰才是第一的時候
But opps, I'm white chalkin' when I step up to that mic, cock it then
小子，我早就拿起我的麥克風，上了膛，為你準備好白色粉筆了
"Oh my God, it's him! Not again!"
「噢天啊，是他！又來了！」
Abra-abracadabra
天靈靈地靈靈
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
讓我先把手伸進包包裡
Abra-abracadabra
天靈靈地靈靈
Just like that and I'm back, bro
變不見，然後我又回來了
Sometimes, I wonder what the old me'd say
我常常在想，過去的我會怎麼想
If he could see the way shit is today
要是他看見現在這狗屎社會
He'd probably say that everything is gay
他大概會說這世界怎麼變得這麼娘砲
What's my name?
我叫什麼？
So how many little kids still wanna act like me?
話說，還有多少小朋友想模仿我？
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be
我就是個煩人精，尖刺比仙人掌還多
And that's why these words sting just like you were being attacked by bees
這也就是為何我的文字就跟蜜蜂一樣會螫傷人
In the coupe, leaning back my seat
坐在我的轎車裡面，靠著椅背
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group, the black guy pees
跟著 R. Kelly 最愛的團體一起搖──黑人尿尿團
In my Air Max 90s white Ts
Air Max 和白T在九零年代是我的招牌打扮
Walkin' parental advisory
那時我就像個行走的家長警告標誌
My transgender cat's Siamese identifies as black, but acts Chinese
我的變性暹羅貓種族認同是黑人，但表現得像個亞洲人
Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack I treat the whole world
像是跟整個世界的人玩他媽的毽球
'Cause I got it at my feet
我贏不了，因為他們早就在我腳下了
How can I explain to you
到底該怎麼解釋比較好
That even myself I'm a danger to?
因為其實就連我自己都因為他陷入了危機
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
我像隻袋鼠輕浮地跳上一些歌
And say a few things or two to anger you
然後特別說一兩件事就為了惹怒你
But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
但誰他媽在乎啊，我想說什麼就他媽說什麼
Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it
封殺我？好啊，沒差
Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick
滾啊，Paul，你這個小混帳
You male cross dresser, fake-ass bitch
你這個男扮女裝的賤貨，虛偽小人
And I'll probably get shit for that
可能有些人會不爽我這些言論
But you can all suck my dick, in fact
但其實你們所有人都應該來吃我屌
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you
幹他們，幹 Dre，幹 Jimmy，幹我，幹你娘
Fuck my own kids, they're brats
幹我那群小孩，她們都是臭小子
They can screw off, them and you all
他們都該滾了，你們全部人都是
You too, Paul
你也是，Paul
Got two balls big as RuPaul's
蛋蛋跟 RuPaul 的一樣大
What you thought you saw ain't what you saw
眼見不一定為憑
'Cause you're never gon' see me
因為你永遠不會看見我
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen
你抓不到我睡著的時刻，你摸不著這些綁架案的頭緒
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini
像是雪莉·帕皮尼或哈利·胡迪尼
I vanish into the thin air as I'm leavin' like-
我從薄霧中消失，退場伴隨著──
Abra-abracadabra
天靈靈地靈靈
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
讓我先把手伸進包包裡
Abra-abracadabra
天靈靈地靈靈
Just like that and I'm back, bro
變不見，然後我又回來了
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