[中文歌詞] Eminem - Role Model 好榜樣

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．原歌曲連結．

https://youtu.be/ubEublECnMU

．喜歡我的翻譯的話歡迎小額贊助我，我會非常高興！．

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．Lyrics 歌詞．

Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myself

好的，接下來呢，我要嘗試淹死自己

You can try this at home

你們自己在家也可以模仿看看

You can be just like me

你們完全可以變成下一個我

Mic check, one, two, we recordin'?

麥克風試音，一、二，開始了嗎？

I'm cancerous, so when I diss, you wouldn't wanna answer this

我就像這圈子的毒瘤，要是你成為我下一個目標，就別費心抵抗了

If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus

而要是你真的決定反擊，但卻用了 Canibus 找人代筆那種水準的東西

I'll strangle you to death, then I'll choke you again

就等著被我活活掐死，就連你的靈魂看到我都會嚇到窒息再死一次

And break your fuckin' legs 'til your bones poke through your skin

接著我他媽會打斷你的雙腳，讓骨頭刺穿你的皮膚

You beef with me, I'ma even the score equally

你只要敢惹我，我就會給你相對應的代價

Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally

我會把你帶到傑瑞·斯布林格秀上，在觀眾面前爆打你一頓

I get too blunted off of funny homegrown

那種自家種植的大麻總能讓我吸得特別嗨

'Cause when I smoke out, I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono

給我來一點，我就能示範給你看當初 Sonny Bono 是怎麼撞上樹的

So if I said I never did drugs

所以要是我說我從來沒碰過毒

That would mean I lie and get fucked more than the President does

那我不就跟那滿嘴謊言的總統沒什麼兩樣了嗎

Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert

希拉蕊聽到剛那句氣得想賞我巴掌還喊我變態

I ripped her fuckin' tonsils out and fed her sherbet

我直接扯掉她的扁桃腺，再朝她喉道強灌冰沙

My nerves hurt and lately, I'm on edge

我最近總感覺神經兮兮、焦慮不安

Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads

煩躁到讓我恨不得把 Vanilla Ice 抓過來，扯掉他那頭金色髒辮

Every girl I ever went out with has gone les'

每個跟我睡過的女孩都變同性戀了

Follow me and do exactly what the song says

快跟隨我的步伐，這首歌說什麼就做什麼

Smoke weed, take pills, drop out of school, kill people

抽大麻、嗑藥、輟學、殺人

And drink, jump behind the wheel like it was still legal

酒後開車，再裝無辜假裝自己不知道這不合法

I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal

我蠢到會在雜貨店順手牽羊

So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill

當然也就會蠢到去問 Lauryn Hill 要不要跟我約會

Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin' skill

大家都把焦點放在我的膚色上，總是忽略我的實力

'Cause I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill

尤其我就是那種出場會戴著綠色帽子搭配橘帽簷的顯眼人物

But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist

不過我不會因此生氣，畢竟你們就是看不透我的本性

How the fuck can I be white? I don't even exist

我他媽怎麼可能是白人呢？你們甚至都沒辦法證明我存在吧

I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave

我把鬍子刮乾淨，沖了個澡，直奔夜店趴

Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave

接著吸毒過量嗝屁，再把我自己從墳墓中挖出來

My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?

我的中指就是收不起來，所以體諒我沒辦法和你們揮手打招呼

And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

而我這些行為難道就是你們孩子最好的榜樣嗎？

Now follow me and do exactly what you see

來，看好啦，一步步跟著我做

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

你們不就想長成我這種大人嗎？

I slap women and eat shrooms, then OD

我愛打女人、嗑藥然後不管自己的死活

Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me?

你們不就最愛模仿我這種人嗎？

Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole

我跟 Marcus Allen 一起到 Nicole 家拜訪她

When we heard a knock at the door, must've been Ron Gold

聽見她家門外傳來敲門聲，我猜應該是 Ron Gold 吧

Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold

我飛奔到門前，暫停了這場性愛派對

Killed them both, then smeared blood on the white Bronco

接著幹掉這兩人，把他們的血塗在外面那台白色福特烈馬上

My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk

只要毒品的藥效沒上來，我的大腦就無法正常運作

I slapped Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt

我只要看到 Garth Brooks 就會想朝他那鑲鑽襯衫上揍個幾拳

I'm not a player, just an ill rhyme sayer

我不是鬧著玩的，不噴出些屌的東西我可不會走人

That'll spray an aerosol can up at the ozone layer

我要噴到臭氧層的破洞被我搞得越來越大

My rap style's warped

我的饒舌就是這麼病態扭曲

I'm runnin' out the morgue with your dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch

我會帶著你阿嬤的屍體衝出停屍間，然後把她扔到你門廊上

Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on

披著披風大搖大擺走進小鷹亨利的卡通裡

And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn

代替他用堅果狠狠痛打來亨雞一頓

I'm 'bout as normal as Norman Bates with deformative traits

我的精神狀態大概跟 Norman Bates 差不多正常，只是我長得畸形點

A premature birth that was four minutes late

畢竟我是個晚出生了四分鐘的早產兒

Mother, are you there? I love you

母親，妳還在嗎？我很愛妳

I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel

妳得知道我從來不是故意拿鏟子打妳頭的

Will someone please explain to my brain

有沒有誰可以跟我的大腦解釋

That I just severed the main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?

我剛用電鋸鋸斷了我的動脈，現在到底該不該感覺到痛？

I take a breather and sigh, either I'm high or I'm nuts

喘了一下，嘆了口氣，我現在要嘛是太嗨要嘛是太瘋

'Cause if you ain't tiltin' this room, neither am I

我知道不是你在晃，但我就整個有在暈

So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass

要是你發現你媽屁眼插了一根體溫計

Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her

那大概就是我曾出現在她身上的痕跡

'Cause when I drop this solo shit, it's over with

等這張專輯發布後，一切就都來不及了

I bought Cage's tape, opened it and dubbed over its

我買了 Cage 的專輯，打開後直接當成空白光碟燒了我的歌進去

I came to the club drunk with a fake ID

我醉醺醺地帶著假身分證想闖進酒吧

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

你們難道不想變成跟我一樣的大人嗎？

I've been with ten women who got HIV

我睡過十個有著愛滋的女人

Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

你們不就想變得跟我一樣嗎？

I got genital warts and it burns when I pee

我雞雞上長了奇怪的東西，而且我尿尿會痛

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

你們就想學我這樣吧？

I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree

我在老二上綁了條繩子，然後從樹上跳下

You probably wanna grow up to be just like me

你們絕對想變成我這樣吧？