[中文歌詞] Eminem Freestyles on Tim Westwood | 2009

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原歌曲連結:https://youtu.be/P_rkesbjMaY

本影片原音檔連結:https://youtu.be/J06EavOOK2c

．Lyrics 歌詞．

I wasn't born mean, I was pushed to treachery
我不是生來就這麼狠毒，我是被逼成這樣的

I walk the streets, lookin' for some puss to fetch me
我走在街上，尋找一些想要搭訕我的小野貓

I'm like a veggie, brain is turned to mush, I'm edgy
我就像植物人，大腦變成糊狀，我就是這麼酷

Edgy enough to give Reggie Bush a wedgie
酷得可以反扯 Reggie Bush 的內褲

If he don't gimme Kim, things could get messy
要是他不把 Kim 讓給我的話，情況會變得很難看

So pass that ass to me, let me squish the left cheek
所以快把那屁股遞給我，我要狠狠地掐它左半邊

And press against the right one
再捏它右半邊

'Til it's smushed against me
直到她整個屁股都緊貼在我身上

And leave a dead body in the woods
再在樹林中留個屍體

The emcee with the Christopher Reeves beef
這個跟 Christopher Reeves 有過節的饒舌歌手

We started off on the wrong foot
或許我們第一步腳印就踏錯了

Or should I say fake leg made outta wood?
或者我該說木印，畢竟他那假腿是木製的？

I shouldn't, yes, I should
我不該這麼說，等等，或許我應該這麼說

Ridin' through the hood, I'm chillin' with Westwood
在這社區四處遊蕩，跟 Westwood 一起走跳

I'm quite mellow, a white fellow
我很柔和，只不過是個普通的白人小子

My pee is bright yellow, I like Jell-O
我的尿是種亮黃色，我就像是 Jell-O

I'm like, "Hello," to a cute little dyke on the mic
我對著站在麥克風前的可愛小娘炮說著：「哈囉」

I'm kinda like Iron Mike 'cause I bite earlobes
我有點像麥克·泰森，因為我的饒舌會咬掉你的耳朵

Me and Westwood, blastin' off, jackin' off
我跟 Westwood 的情緒爆發，肆虐著全場

In a pair of acid-washed, bumpin' Asher Roth
穿著件酸洗的褲子，聽著 Asher Roth 的歌搖擺

Cruisin' Gratiot 'til I damn near crashed the car
在 Gratiot 那區開著快車，他媽的還差點撞車

Tryna smash 'em off in the dash
我就想把他們都撞個稀巴爛

Hit the overpass, went off
直直衝上人行天橋，再飛下來

Over the bridge, into oncoming traffic
飛越過橋，闖進前方的壅塞交通

Caused a massive forty-two car pile-up
造成四十二輛車連環相撞

Not a scratch at all
而我連個小刮痕都沒有

Hopped up holdin' an axe and saw
再拿著把斧頭和電鋸跳下車

Jason mask is off
傑森的面具被摘下了

When my face is plastered in tabasco sauce
我那沾滿辣椒醬的臉也顯露了出來

Spittin' flames, kickin' fire out your ass, you little bastard
噴著烈火，也踢得你屁股噴著火，你這小混帳

You can pass it on, I'm battery acid, dawg
你可以讓這火傳下去，我的毒性就好比鉛蓄電池，老兄

You don't wanna get my ass ticked off
你不會想來挑釁我的

I'm harder than playin' basketball
我那兩顆球還玩得不盡興

While I'm goin' through crack withdrawal
我硬得就像在射出來前拔出的老二

Dick so big it's like elastic
屌太大了，搞得好像它能夠伸縮自如

I tie it in a knot
它長到我甚至能夠幫它打結

And it looks like Mr. Fantastic crossed the path of Plastic Man
讓你以為是神奇先生經過了橡膠俠做出的道路

With a drastic force and went spastic
還伴隨著猙獰激動的表情，然後就抽筋了

Put my penis on classic sports
還不快把我的陰莖放在經典運動頻道上

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Alright, alright
好，好

Yeah, yeah

Yo

Once again, it's the sinister, cynical, minister Shady
又一次地，這個既邪惡又厭世的人 Shady 又到來

Kryptonite to Superman, he's a dentist to Amy
對於超人，他就像氪星石：對於 Amy，他就像牙醫

Administer of the pain, just finished huffin' the paint
痛苦的支配者，才剛吸完一桶油漆

And muffled the fumes like it was nothin', because it ain't
然後蓋過那個氣味，好像那根本沒什麼，畢竟那真的沒什麼

Anything in his way
所有事物都照著他想要的方式運作

His enemies he just slays
肆意屠殺著敵人

His venom he spray reaches like beams of energy rays
他噴出的毒液就好比衝擊波發出的射線

Menacin' stares, he glares
具威脅性的眼神，他怒視著你

Makin' the hairs all on the back of yo' neck stand
讓你驚恐得頭髮全豎立在頸後

Like Dracula, yep
像看到德古拉

Spectacular rep, he's a tarantula, gargantuan
驚人饒舌的代表，他像隻巨大的狼蛛

Yeah, Angela, so I command you to start dancin'
沒錯，Angela，所以我建議你快開始你的舞步

Part Manson, part Hannibal, part mechanical shark
一部分是曼森家族；一部分是漢尼拔；一部份是機械鯊魚

Throwin' animal parts at Scarlett Johansson
把動物的屍塊扔在史嘉蕾·喬韓森身上

Enter my gas chamber, you're gangsta my ass
都進來我存放屁的空間，你們都是幫派個屁

He's got his fangs to your neck, he's set to strangle ya ass, hater
他的獠牙扣著你的脖子，還勒著你的下體，你這酸民

You're facin' a task greater, he's chasin' your ass
你在面對的是你無法想像的災難，他正追著你的屁股跑

He's got his face in a mask, your bloodstains on his glass table
他的真面目隱藏在面具之下，而他的玻璃桌將會浸滿你的血漬

I'm checking the exposure of photos
我在看著我這些被外流的照片

Of me exposing yself locked inside of a cozy hotel
照片上是我把自己關在一間舒適的旅館裡

Posing with or without clothing
擺著姿勢，有幾張有穿衣服，有幾張沒穿

Next to the decomposing bodies eroding
旁邊擺著幾塊腐爛中的屍塊

While I'm dozing off, overdosing
同時我邊因吸毒過量而打著瞌睡

Windows opening, shutting, doors opening, closing
窗戶開開關關，門也開開關關

I think there's a ghost
我覺得這裡應該是鬧鬼了

Too much hydrocodone and codeine
那大概是氫可酮和可待因的副作用

I was only s'posed to swallow a half, I took the whole thing
我好像只該一次吞一半就好，但我吞了整顆

I'm not joking, I think I just snorted my nose ring
我沒在開玩笑，我剛好像把鼻環吸進鼻子裡了

I need a drink, I'm standin' over the sink
我需要喝點什麼，我站在水槽旁

Posing myself, self-loathing, 'cause I'm on a brink
就傻在那，自我厭惡著，感覺快死了

Mostly I don't wanna think,
大部分時候我不會想太多

"This will make everything rosy"
只想著：「這會讓一切變得更美好吧」

Beverly sings, scream while I'm severing three toe-sies
Beverly 在我切著她三根腳趾頭的同時，邊尖叫邊唱著歌

Totally frozen while I close in
在我靠近的同時，氣氛瞬間凍結

I'm yodeling,
我用約德爾調唱著：

"Rosey, won't you come out to play?" Ain’t no sense
「Rosey，要不要出來玩？」誰管這合不合理

Wasting time, cutting and pasting headlines in the papers
有夠浪費時間的，不停剪貼報紙上的頭條新聞

Making shrines of my crimes and capers
不斷供奉讚揚著我的罪行和惡作劇

My words are whirlwinds
我吐出的詞就像旋風一般

I murder my girlfriends
我藉此謀殺了我的女友

Go to Europe and put Neurofens in my syrup and stir them
來到歐洲，把止痛藥混進我的糖漿裡

You never heard him like this, so don't encourage him
你沒看過這傢伙這種狀態，所以最好別再鼓勵他繼續下去

The neurosurgeon, coke mirrors
他像個外科醫生，古柯鹼的代表人物

And lyrics worse than the kinda person to get Katie Couric to cursin'
歌詞糟得甚至能讓凱蒂·庫瑞克為他罵髒話

Eighty spirits of ladies 'cause Shady murdered the virgins
收割八十個女人的靈魂，因為 Shady 就是愛謀殺處女

Crazy turn of events, and then he emerged
事態急轉直下，這男人出現了

Took over the world and reeled in all the children
他掌管了整個世界，試圖勾引所有小朋友

Lured 'em into the buildin' and killed 'em
把他們引誘進大樓裡，一個個殺害

Buried 'em in the mulch and mildew
把他們全部埋進樹底直到發霉

And he will do what he feels
而在他憑感覺行事時

And still can spin straw into gold like Rumpelstiltskin
他仍能理智地拿稻草跟侏儒怪交易金塊

Cotton to silk, Motrin to Tylenol— three pills
把棉變成絲綢，把布洛芬變成泰諾—還一次變三顆

The Real Slim Shady's entered the buildin'
真正的 Slim Shady 進到這建築裡

There's nothin' but crumbled leaves and tumbleweeds up in this bitch, Mildred
Mildred 這婊子身上除了零散的落葉和風滾草外，什麼都沒有

He's ill wit' it, he still shouldn't be healed
這傢伙瘋了，而且瘋得無藥可救

There's no one as sick as he
沒有人跟他一樣瘋

Emcees'll get fricasseed on the grill then
其他饒舌歌手只能待在他的烤盤上當待宰羔羊